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Smush Bush Stress Reliever
From The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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"Stressed by an unending war and the death of Habeas Corpus? Take it out on our tiny Bush stress-reliever. It may not repeal the Patriot Act, but it will lower your blood pressure."

Works better than a voodoo doll to work off that feeling of "Am I nuts or do we have a moron in the White House?"

Perfectly for discrete stress relaxation while taking the bus or watching a movie in a theater.

Not recommended for playing fetch with your dog, though.

But good for bouncing off the wall.

Since he's an airhead, he's easy to crush. Nothing but air up there.

Show him who the real great decider is by putting him in the palm of your hands and squeezing right hard.

Also makes a nice comical Christmas Tree ornament.

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