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How often is it that you read a news story about an elected official that breathlessly reports that he went quail hunting and the news was that he didn't shoot a person?

Well, we read such a story in a Texas paper on December 9 about a recent hunting trip of our Vice-President (or President, depending upon how you look at it) and that was the news peg.

Cheney is truly the thug who can't shoot straight.

The guy who got multiple draft deferments to avoid fighting in Vietnam, but who sends others to die with a defiant smirk, is not someone that you want to be around when he has a gun in his hand.

He's as dangerous to human beings whether he is cradling a rifle -- while out to shoot in a "canned" hunt -- or has the power to pull the strings on foreign policy and have hundreds of thousands of people die in a needless war.

That "Deadeye Dick" sure has an eye for making people dead, real dead.

Become a member of his club, and you too can get away with murder!

And bring some booze, because -- as Dick knows -- there's nothing like a little shot of Scotch after you shoot someone. Because you have to calm down after some idiot gets in the way of one of your bullets.

"Shoot first, and then drink up."

That's the motto at Deadeye Dick's Gun Club.

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