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Okay, okay, just remember, Bush is the one that enjoys passing gas and humiliating staff members, according to U.S. News and World Report.

Just read the BuzzFlash editorial -- "Unbalanced, Over the Top, and Farting for Laughs: Leader of the Free World?" -- about our President who takes great pleasure in Fart jokes and passing gas to humiliate aides. Sadly, we are not making this up.

So,we just couldn't resist honoring Bush with a delightful likeness in the true spirit of his presidency!

The makers of this doll describe it this way: "Not only does he fart, he sings and shakes too! Standing over 8" tallm pull the Commander in Chiefs finger and he'll shake, fart and say 7 wacky phrases and a fart song in the off-beat tradition of our great leader."

We brought one to a gathering a couple of years back and people were laughing so hard that they were crying. But we decided not to offer it as a BuzzFlash premium because it seemed too "gassy." Little did we know at the time that it was actually a tribute to Bush's favorite pastime in the White House!

So we're liberated. We feel right back in the back of the second grade classroom, where George W. breaks wind and smirks for kicks!


Here are some of the expressions and toxic emissions you will hear after you tug Bush's finger:

- FART! Thats what I call a flatulation proclamation!

- Our nation must come, ugh, together (FART!) to ignite!

- Osama (FART!), Your mama!

- Hey, Sadaam - Here's a weapon of mass destruction

- FART! -Mr. Prime Minister - FART!

If we recall, he also does a little jiggle and you hear some of the Stars and Stripes playing in triumph after at least one of the presidential performances. (Remember, he REALLY does this in the Oval Office.)

Talk about the "inner Bush," this is it.

Forget the Rovian image making, this "action" doll has got Bush down pat.

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