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Hang in there!

Much of the nation has been counting the days since the first inauguration of the president who said, “I’m the commander—see, I don’t need to explain—I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.”

Yes, there is hope—and now you can count down the days while enjoying:
• the best of Bush bloopers and blunders
• the indictments, scandals, embarrassments and audacity of the president’s advisors, admirers (think Harriet), cronies, appointees (see “cronies”) and strange bedfellows

Of course, we don't want to depress you by using the words "martial law" due to a terrorist crisis exploited for partisan purposes-- or how about "stolen election"?

Naw, that would never happen in the United States, would it?

Hey, if Bush ever does leave office, maybe he plans on becoming a massage therapist. That may explain his "love attack" on Ms. Merkel, the head of the German government.

Or maybe he's planning on flying over and telling Hezbollah to stop their shi*!

Or maybe he's just planning to become president of a national association of fraternities.

This is the calendar that gives you a countdown of the days until Bush hopefully leaves office, even if they have to drag him out.

And it's chock full of his inimitable quotes, such as "I want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."

Or, "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."

Or, "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." (Hey, talk about a Freudian slip.)

Or in 2001, Bush told the Swedish Prime Minister: "It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity and incumbency."

There's a large photo each month of Bush (it's kind of like having pictures of Bozo the Clown on your wall)-- and highlights noted on "important Bush dates."

We thought that Bush has been such a disastrous nitwit that we couldn't laugh at him anymore -- but this calendar restored our ability to guffaw at the village idiot of the world.

We know of the back and forth arguments about whether the guy is really dumb.

Yeah, he is.

We would have been better off with Pee Wee Herman as President.


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"George W. Bush is the Neo-con's Neo-con, which means that he's a loser. Wait, did I say that?" -- William Kristol

"President Bush is a man of uncommon virtue," says William Bennett. "I would say more but my gambling chips are on the table, and I'm late for an appointment with my Dominatrix."

"I am proud to call George W. Bush a man of compassion," says Ralph Reed. "He's done more for Indian gambling than any American leader in history. Just ask my good friend Mr. Abramoff."

"I know the rumors," says Secretary of State Condi Rice. "People are saying George and I are doing the nasty. But I would never sleep with that man. He dribbles."

"I love puppet shows, and George makes a great puppet." -- Dick Cheney

These quotations may or may not be actual, depending upon your perspective. (These are not in the calendar.)


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