Okay, so we have a president who is a dry-drunk sociopath. And that's not some sensational charge; it's reality.

And standing behind him -- coordinating his pathological political policies -- is Dick "Lucifer" Cheney.

Now, we can't be as certain about the claim that Cheney is the Devil as we can about Bush being a sociopath. We've never met the Devil, but we've met a few sociopaths.

But if the Devil were in politics, he might look and act like Cheney, so it's appropriate for a child to ask the question, as one does on this magnet:

"Mommy, Is Dick Cheney the Devil?"

Could the Devil do much more harm to America than Cheney and his psychiatrically needy puppet have?

We'll let you answer that question.