"Backwards Bush" Countdown Clock Keychain

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You won't need to count the days Bush has left in office (unless he's impeached or tarred and feathered first). This key chain does it for you!

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In case of impeachment, keychain can easily be reset to reflect new departure date.

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From a September 30, 2006, article in the Boston Globe:

Backwards Bush key chains went on sale before the second Bush inaugural, in January 2005 -- and took off with every downtick in the president's poll numbers, according to Ponzo.

``It was a nice visual aid for people who wanted to watch the days tick away," he says by phone from Manhattan. Many Bush items such as bumper stickers and T-shirts are boringly static or X-rated, he notes.

Of the 50,000 key chains sold to date, most have undoubtedly wound up in Democrat-friendly hands. Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico reportedly owns two. Bill and Hillary Clinton each received one from an Arkansas friend. Historian Arthur Schlesinger Jr. and ``Colbert Report" host Stephen Colbert have flashed theirs in public.

Imagine Ponzo's surprise, then, when US News & World Report ran a brief article this month about White House chief of staff Joshua Bolten giving countdown clocks to key Bush aides. Why would he do that? ``As a reminder to myself that we have a lot of days left," Bolten explained to the magazine. ``We have ample time to accomplish many things but not so many that we can waste a single day." The president was totally on board, Bolten added without a trace of irony.

Says Ponzo, ``That took us by surprise. Although one version of the clock does have a Bush picture on it that's not so offensive looking." A case of cluelessness inside the Beltway? ``More like they probably just didn't care," guesses Ponzo. ``Plus, if you peel off the picture, it really could be a motivational device."

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Do I need to set my Backwards Bush keychains or clocks?

All Backwards Bush products are shipped to you pre-set to count down from January 20, 2009. If you need to reset your clock for any reason, please follow the instructions included with your key chain

How long will the battery last?

Your BackwardsBush key chain is powered by a Button Cell (L1121, AG8 or Radio Shack #391) battery. The battery life is 2 years. The battery is easily replaced if required by opening the slide out battery compartment located at the bottom of the clock.

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