Ms. Smith Goes to Washington

March 31, 2006

Round One ... It’s Time to Play 'What’s Under Bush's Shirt' Again

MS. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON
by Shirley Smith

BuzzFlash,  

Maybe we've been wrong all along.  Maybe these things hidden under Bush's clothes are just that ... things. Judging from his five years in office and with the help of a gung-ho, gang-like Republican party that has stripped this country bare ... I'd say the bulges are the result of a new strain of kleptomania that is probably caused some sort of GOP genetic deficiency that has been happening for over the last 30 years and has been going unnoticed ... or maybe this weirdness began through a roguish, mini microorganism breaking away from the main germ, and going it alone, thus causing a freakish, and bizarre kind of phantasmagoric world for those who have caught this disease that was first probably found among the elephants, mainly those who were grandstanding in large circuses and this disease has now been passed on to humans and especially the Bush Republican party, evidently because of their very close association with these animals.   

But, alas, if this is the case, and it looks like it could be ... there is no immediate cure, so I'm told. The only way to save the rest of the populace of the world from this debilitating, and will-o'-the-wisp hallucinatory disease would be to quarantine all of the Bush GOP and keep them separated from their elephants until some new drug is invented as a cure-all ... and, since the money has been cut from such research programs, the ticking of the clocks will march on for some time ... at least that's according to one authority.  

Pensito Review: Politics & Media: It’s Time to Play “What’s Under Bush’s Shirt” Again

And, that's my guess ...  

Thanks BuzzFlash,

Shirley Smith