Deja You-Know-What

by Tony Peyser

Mrs. Alito's calculated
Boo-hoo-hooey clutch of the hanky
Reminded me of the Jackson trial
And some courtroom hanky panky.

When the boy was going to testify
Michael's mom suddenly got prissy
And stormed out of the proceedings
In an overly dramatic hissy.

Lawyers tell family members when
Testimony may get malignant
That's the best time to break a leg
And act horribly indignant.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the new BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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