Democrats Claim Homeland Security Omits Right-Wing Threats

by Tony Peyser

Tree-hugging hippies are on
Our Attorney General’s lists
Not anti-abortion bombers
Or white supremacists.

Forget shaved head right-wingers
They’re not our nation’s dregs
Haul in co-eds in Birkenstocks
Who haven't shaved their legs.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror and writes the new BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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