Divine Intervention In The Schiavo Case

by Tony Peyser

If Our Lord came to earth and said, "Don’t play God;
You know, I happen to own that patent,"
The Republicans en masse would decide
To declare Him an enemy combatant.

They’d all want snapshots taken with Him first
But would still have to ignore His suggestion
Because the King Of Kings is important but
Not as much as the upcoming election.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror and writes the new BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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