Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

March 2, 2005

Iraq Suicide Bomber Kills 125

by Tony Peyser

Waiting to get their physicals
Were police and army recruits
The fact they were sitting ducks
Is one that no one refutes.

Here’s a very simple idea
To keep these recruits alive:
Don’t let them congregate now
In groups bigger than five.

Didn’t this occur to someone?
It’s impossible to ignore
That these kinds of brutal attacks
Have often happened before.

Unarmed recruits in public?
Someone’s not using their noodle
It’s like expecting a pit bull
To “play”with a toy poodle.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror and writes the new BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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