Jeff Gannon Expands His Media Empire

by Tony Peyser

The ex-White House plant
And left-wing flogger
Has now become
A right-wing blogger.

His audience surely
Will be built-in
He’s like a stupid
Paris Hilton.

At his blog he claims
(And not to be funny)
He can’t work now
And does need money.

But his old web sites
On which he won’t dwell
Have quite a different
Story to tell.

I mean those photos
He must adore
In the bathroom
With an open door.

Don’t poor-mouth, Jeff
And please just listen:
We know you have
A pot to piss in.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror and writes the new BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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