Some Democratic Senators Are Now Reluctant to Push for "Jeff Gannon" Investigation

by Tony Peyser

The sharks are circling
In the water there’s blood
But now they’re looking
Like sticks in the mud.

If they don’t know now
Is the moment to act
Maybe it’s time
Their bags were packed.

This Talon News guy
This GOP smoocher
We can use to fight for
Our country’s future.

Into The White House
This fraud was planted
To make the playing field
Not level but slanted.

The American public
They tried to snooker
With Gannon who moonlights
As a gay hooker.

If the President now
Were a Democrat
Republicans would hit
In seconds flat.

Most Democrats lack balls
So this thought occurs:
Call Barbara Boxer
And borrow hers.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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