Imbedded White House Reporter Seems to Have Been Getting In Beds as a Gay Hustler

by Tony Peyser

I won’t look at the nude photos of "Jeff Gannon."
This story’s too sordid and steamy!
Is that The Washington Monument in your pants
Or are you just glad to see me?

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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