Rev. James C. Dobson Says Cartoon Character is Gay

by Tony Peyser

Forget Tinky Winky
And his Teletubbie dance
The new media homo
Is SpongeBob SquarePants.

Republican David Dreier
You know his name and face
Is gayer than two seasons
Of “Will & Grace.”

And the RNC’s new head
This Mehlman guy named Ken
Is swishier than track lighting
In a West Hollywood den.

But those guys get a pass
Which seems kind of odd
In Rev. Dobson’s
Most recent jihad.

When home grown zealots
To Red States have pandered
It’s easy to point out
The double standard.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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