Pentagon Spent $7.5 Million Developing a "Gay" Bomb

by Tony Peyser

Drop this on the enemy
Their resolve will break up
They’ll kiss one another
And want put on make-up.

But why toss taxpayer money
Into the proverbial pyre?
Couldn’t they airlift photos of
Ken Mehlman and David Dreier?

Yeah, this plan is not high-tech
In fact, it’s rather crude
But I bet it would quickly get
Insurgents in the Mahmoud.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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