Ann Coulter's Holiday Message to the Non-Christian World

by Tony Peyser

She said if we killed their top leaders
It would give all of them such a kick
And in the third week of December
They’d get presents from jolly St. Nick.

But can you imagine how pissed off
Many millions of Muslims would be
To find "How To Talk To A Liberal"
Placed underneath their Christmas tree?

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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