Dubya Reloaded

by Tony Peyser

The world is now such a mess
It got me to thinking
Some people shouldn't be
Allowed to stop drinking.

Bush wrongfully invaded Iraq
Many locals there had a fit
As their country turned into
A martyr starter kit.

He endlessly claims we're better off
With Saddam out of power
But wasn't the world much safer
When George went to Happy Hour?

A distinction here stands out
Just like the stink from a skunk:
Being drunk with power
Is worse than being a drunk.

It's time for action, dear readers
Don't make me have to beg
Pass the hat in your Blue State
And mail our President a keg.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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