The Holy Roller Wish List
by Tony Peyser

This time, we're gonna
Be pretty firm
Since we got Dubya
His second term.

You big city folks
Don' get our nod
We're in your face
With guns and God.

Homos is history
That's good news
Next is Negroes
And then the Jews.

No more Mexicans
If you please
Or lesbos, A-rabs
And Vietnamese.

Stop abortions
But not the war
Off to Gitmo
With Michael Moore.

No more Koreans
See ya, Japs
We'll listen to the "Factor"
In our tractor caps.

Bin-Laden soon
Bush will capture
Just in time
For The Rapture.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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