O'Reilly Settles Sexual Harassment Suit
by Tony Peyser

Bill made the case go away
But now in every lunch line
The "No Spin Zone" broadcaster
Is reduced to a smutty punch line.

It was a smart move to avoid the chance
Of a court loss and conviction
Santa will bring Bill loofahs
And falafels is my prediction.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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