If you think he's a mean jerk
And would like to make him meaner
Say this if you get on the air
(Good luck with his screener.)

"Bill, your show's my favorite one
The radio's currently airing!
I'm a first-time heavy breather:
Tell me what you're wearing."

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can contact Tony via email at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

BuzzFlash Cartoons by Tony Peyser are © Tony Peyser.
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