The "internets" lately are full of
This rather deafening racket
About that odd, rectangular bulge
Lurking under Bush's jacket.

These pictures made many a skeptic
Turn into a believer:
They claim the item in question is
Some kind of radio receiver.

In the second debate, the unruly Bush
Was an unhappy man being mugged
One now wonders if he's able
To be engaged when he's unplugged.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997.

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