There were lots of questions about
The world's various ills:
Iraq, Iran, the deficit
And getting Canadian pills.

The President seemed so hyper
With talk of terrorist thugs
He looked very much in need of those
Aforementioned prescription drugs.

Bush did, however, go out on a limb
And show his Texas bravery
In the year 2004
He boldly opposed slavery.

And then to prove he's not out of touch
(This is as good as it gets)
The leader of the free world
Referred to the "internets."

I'm sure it will comfort every
Republican and Dem
That Bush went home afterwards
To log on to AOM.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997.

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