The whole planet's in trouble --- oy!
And it's all because of the bubble boy.

It's hard for Bush to have reality revealed
When handlers keep his life hermetically sealed.

Cheney, meanwhile, has a fondness to hunker
Hidden from view in his underground bunker.

It's no mystery why neither man has a clue
About normal folks like me and you.

The President and VP are overdue for vacations
From disclosed and undisclosed locations.

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Tony Peyser provides poems and weekly cartoons for The Santa Monica Mirror. He was also a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997.

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