October 21, 2005

The BuzzFlash Mailbag -- Name Judy's New Book Edition: Part IV

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BuzzFlash ran a hilarious editorial in the Lighter Side section about a mock contest to name Judy Miller's book. We asked our readers to come up with names for Judy Miller's new book. We published over 80 entries Tuesday, and others on Wednesday and Thursday. Following is our last batch of suggestions. Thanks for the fun!

WHEN YOU LAY DOWN WITH WHIGS, YOU WAKE UP WITH PIGS! JUDY MILLER CONFESSES TO HER PORK FETTISH - Fran, Brooklyn, NY

1. "Don't cry for me, Niger. 2."WHIG stands for Why Hate Is Good" - all the reasons to take out Saddam." 3. "Don't Blame Bush, he was always in Crawford." - A BuzzFlash Reader

“85 Days Without My Scooter.” “All The News I Printed To Fit.” “Judy..Judy..Judy..It’s All About Me.” “Call me irresponsible - call me unreliable - Throw in undependable, too.” “Neo-com in Camouflage.” “War Maiden Inside The New York Times.” - A BuzzFlash Reader

Government InBed: Under the Sheets with the NeoCons - Kelly, WI

The Multi Fisted Puppet - MaxCat

The Life & Times of a WHIG Whore: The Judith Miller Story - Brian Michels, NYC/NY

Et tu, Judith? It's Judy's turn to cry. - Paul Motta, Eugene, Oregon

"I'm Not A Journalist - But I Play One for the Newspaper" - A BuzzFlash Reader

"Smoke Mirrors and Influence, a Journalist's Travail" - A BuzzFlash Reader

"So What if I Destroyed Cindy Sheehan's Life?" - Joe Bacon, Los Angeles CA

Harlot for the Right: Story of a Fallen Woman. Gone with the Sand. The Times They Are A'Changin. Miller Lite. Bush & Judy. Fun with Dick & Judy. Judy Goes to Jail. I Was a Neocon War-Bride. The Worst Years of Our Lives. - NABNYC, Camarillo, California

Judy Miller Cookbook: How to Bake Fake Yellowcake and other WMD Treats Perfect for Halloween! - DumbDumbDumbya, Sacramento, CA

The World According to Me." "Diary of a Mad Mole." "All the Vice-President's Spin." "The Sociopath in the Next Cubicle." - A BuzzFlash Reader

"I Went To The Joint To Cover My Ass." - Kimberley Edwards, Los Angeles

Warmongering Government Whoring For Dummies - A BuzzFlash Reader

I know Nothing'!" by J. M.; Published by The Order of the Dark Lantern. - A BuzzFlash Reader

Wrong for the Right: The Judy Miller Story - Christopher Farley, Portland, Oregon