October 20, 2005

The BuzzFlash Mailbag -- Name Judy's New Book Edition: Part III

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BuzzFlash ran a hilarious editorial in the Lighter Side section about a mock contest to name Judy Miller's book. We asked our readers to come up with names for Judy Miller's new book. We published over 80 entries Tuesday, and others on Wednesday. Following are the latest responses:

All the News that's fit to make up. - Yvonne Gumowitz, White Plains, NY

From Aspen to Zarqawi: An A to Z liar's guide to starting a terror war - David Swayne, Seattle

The Name Plame Blame Game: Why Scooter Took 85 Days to Call Me  - A BuzzFlash Reader

Whore for War: The Judith Miller Story - Kenneth J Wage, Cottage Grove, MN

Protecting the Source; Covering Libby's Dick; I Kept a Stiff Upper Libby for Dick's Sake; Hiding out in Hooter Hall 'til Scooter Libby Shows Some Balls; Plame Game Go Blame Banana Fanna fo Flame Me My No Name - Shame! Chain Chain Cheney .... Cheney of Fools - Gordy's Mom, Northridge, CA

Miller Time: A Star at the Bar (of Justice); Inquisition of a Crusader - A BuzzFlash Reader

How I Helped the Republicans Destroy The New York Times - John Bungard, Harrisonburg, Virginia

From the Mouth of Scooter into My Computer: How I Gather the News - A BuzzFlash Reader

Bought and Paid For" - Thomas H. Baumgartner

Is That an Aspen in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad to See Me?" "85 Days for Principle. And Interest." "Martyr F**ker" - MJ, Bigfork, MT

I Lied and Your Kids Died! - Joe Bacon,Los Angeles CA

Liars Lie When They Die - A BuzzFlash Reader

Remembrance of Things That Never Happened: My Private Quest for WMD's - A BuzzFlash Reader

From Run Amok to OOOPS - Cole, Ventura

"...never mind" - satyagraha, Hawai'i

I AM THE FOURTH ESTATE! - Emily Othus, Portland, Oregon

SHRILL SHILL: MY LIFE AT THE NYT - walter babiuk, yorba linda, ca

Slut for War: It's Judy's Turn to Cry - Larry Piltz, Austin, Texas

From the author of the blockbuster bioweapons expose "Germs," comes the breathtaking sequel cover-up, "Wurmz: Or how I wiggled my tail out of jail." - A BuzzFlash Reader

Ahmed Chalabi and my Deep Throat - No gag orders for me - A BuzzFlash Reader

The Fourth Estate is Great: How I parlayed 30 years of shilling for the Pentagon into a million dollar book deal (with forward by Jeff Gannon) - Ken Smith, Houston, Texas

my little pet brown nose; color me patriot; press passes! we don't need no stinkin' press passes; new lies; my country for a book deal - A BuzzFlash Reader

A Servicing Journalist, or, my Fellatio on the Warmongers - A BuzzFlash Reader

How I sent the N.Y. Times Down in Plames, by Unjudged Judy - Mark Johnston, Belleville

Amok and The Dark side of Chocolate - Suzanne, MI

Embedded with the WHIGs-How to subvert the truth with the White House Iraq Gang - A BuzzFlash Reader

BELTWAY HO - HOW TO SELL A WAR FOR PROFIT DISGUISED AS A JOURNALIST - A BuzzFlash Reader

How I lied--and layed--my way into the Power Class - A BuzzFlash Reader

How about, 101 things to do with aluminum tubes, or let them eat yellow cake - Scott Ely, New M,arket MD