October 18, 2005
The BuzzFlash Mailbag -- Name Judy's New Book Edition
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BuzzFlash ran a hilarious editorial in the Lighter Side section about a mock contest to name Judy Miller's book. We asked our readers to come up with names for Judy Miller's new book. Following is a list of responses:
"85 Days in the Slammer and All I Got Was this Crummy Book Deal" - Jane, Austin, Texas
"Shill Crazy After All These Years" - Jeffrey Stewart, Los Angeles, CA
"Fride and Frejudice" - Clay O'Dell, Washington, DC
"Taking a Flier with a Liar, The Judy 'WMDless' Miller Story, Ghost Written by: T.R. Aitor
"Going Down in Flames, How My DoD Clearance Made My Journalistic Credentials Invalid"
"Treason for Fun and Profit: A Self-Help Guide" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"It's Only Soldiers' Blood" - Richard Johnsen, Hartwick, NY
"Give Me Back My WHIG: Judith Miller's Contract With America"
Apologies to Hound Dog Taylor, legendary Chicago bluesman who departed for the big juke joint in the sky in 1975. - Jack Schlink, Noosa, Australia
"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love being a Media Whore" - Helena Montana
"Miss Run Amok Does Iraq"
"I Don't Remember Which Source I'm Protecting By Sitting In This Cell, But Journalisming Is My Bag"
"These Tubes Were Made For Rocketing"
"Boot-Scooter Booby" - Kevin Hayden, Springfield, OR
"Dicked" Subtitle: "How the Vice President Screwed the Intelligence Community And Investigative Journalism With One Little Leak" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"Run Amok in Iraq" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"I Don't Remember" - Robert Sadinsky, Sandy Hook, CT
"Scooter, Turd Blossom & Me" -- Another "Miss Run Amok" Mystery - A BuzzFlash Reader
"I Was a War Bitch"
"Dictation: My Road To Fame, Fortune, and Felony"
"Judy Miller -- Extreme Prison Makeovers or How To Forget Almost Everything From The Past While Doing Time" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"Make mine Plame-broiled!"
"INBED-ded with the Military in Iraq" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"I was a Martyr for Treason: An Insider's Look at Promoting a Fascist State" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"39 Lies: a Political Cookbook" - V. Anthony Williams, Va.
"Taking a Leak: Pre- and Post-Incarceration Memoirs of Judith Miller"
- Lacy Elizabeth, Kingsford, MI
"My Life - Imbedded as Karl and Scooter's Bitch"
"Punch in Judy: How the Neo-Cons got me Intoxicated with Power"
- Yt. Cai
"Like a Moth to a Plame"
"A Little Treason Among Friends" - Kim, Los Angeles, CA
"Swallowing: Your Pride, Honoring Deep Throat" - Kirk Oakes, Chiloquin, Oregon
"My Aspen as Popular as My Mouth." - Stan Heidrich, Bonanza, OR
"The Dangerous Life of Valery Flame"
"What I Did During My Summer Vacation" - Rebecca M., Birmingham, Alabama
"Gone with the WMD" - Smike, Bastrop, TX
"Having My Yellowcake and Eating It, too." - Jaye Ramsey Sutter, Sugar Land, Texas
"Judas Dearest -- Diary of a Mad House Frau" - Steve Moore, Reno, NV
"Treachery in the Bush" - Judith Feldman, Marina del Rey, CA
"Bushmiller: A New Rot-gut Irish Whiskey That's Sure to Please The Drunk on Those Long Sleepless Nights in the White House." - Skip, Findlay, Ohio
"Miller's Nightlight: How I Kept The Nation in the Dark" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"Shill On A Shingle: The Judith Miller Story" - Michael S. Halmick, Bourbon, Missouri
"I lied to Save His Hide; My Saga Riding the Scooter" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"Call it Creep" - Lewis Chapp, Somerville, NJ
"My Fight to Protect a Treasonous Administration and Publish False Information" - Bill Kessler, Chatham, IL
"Bush's emBEDded Bitch" - Nancy, Jacksonville, FL
"Jailbird: How I Spent My Time Waiting for the Busheviks to Get the 'Facts' Straight about Plamegate." - Judy Ladd, Hot Springs, AR
"Miller's Tale: The Blame in Plame Remains Unnamed" - Kirk Tofte, Des Moines, Iowa
"A Brown Noser in King Georges Court" - Carlton Adams, Yonkers New York
"Secret Unremembered Sources: What I won't tell"
"Cooking with WMDs"
"Roots: NYT, CIA, PNAC" - Carolyn Hayes
"I was a Reporter for the CIA" titled after the song "I was Punk for the FBI" by The Pagans - Ian Brewer Blomington, IN
"Deep Throat, REDUX" - A BuzzFlash Reader
"85 Days in the Slammer and All I Got Was this Crummy Book Deal" - Jane Austin, Texas
"Liar: Memoir of New York Times Reporter" - A BuzzFlash reader
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