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A BUZZFLASH EDITORIAL

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Welcome back to the BuzzFlash.com GOP Hypocrite of the week, where the motto is:
So many Republican hypocrites, so little time!

The Grand Hypocrisy Party is full of liars, thugs, bullies, snake oil salesmen, philanderers and the like, but how often do you get to nail the king of the porcine faux populists, the Bill O'Riley for the semi-literate, the Republican icon of folksy slander, racism, mudslinging, and pretzel twists of illogic? We are talking about the original pig boy himself. You know the guy: Rush Limbaugh!

Now it turns out that Rush's maid ratted on him and revealed that Rush was sending her out to score pills for him from a black-market prescription drug ring. She claims that she purchased 4,350 little ones for Rush in one 47-day period. Holy Vicodin! If Rush is, as he claims, on loan from God, then maybe God is his pusher!

Apparently, the maid's got the goods, copies of Rush's e-mail drug orders to her. Rush, it turns out, has been pill poppin' himself into a demagogic lather. And we thought it was all 100% natural B.S.

By the time you hear this BuzzFlash report, Rush will be on the air, we are sure, blaming Bill Clinton for shoving the pills down his throat while Hillary pinned the helpless pigboy to the ground!

Meanwhile, in between popping pills, Rush also managed to blow his ESPN football commentary gig by implying a black quarterback was only praised by the press because of some sort of sports writer's affirmative action program. Weird stuff. Really weird stuff. But it gave new meaning to the term color commentator.

However, hold your horses, don't think pigboy's career as a gutter snipe for the GOP is over yet. He's probably out gambling with Bill Bennett right now, as Arnold pinches the butts of bargirls in Vegas.

God must love hypocrites if he's in tight with the Republicans. But, heck, God must figure there's money in pushing pills to the GOP. And Republicans are into making a buck above all else, so it's a quite a match.

Finally, just remember Rush's new slogan: "Poppin pills is my way of getting close to the lord - and far away from black quarterbacks."

Until next week, this is Buzz from BuzzFlash.com signing off with our motto: So many Republican hypocrites, so little time.

Catch up with you soon!

A BUZZFLASH EDITORIAL

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