February 27, 2006
Frequently Asked Questions About Vice President Cheney Shooting A Guy In The Face With A Gun
by Will Durst
Q. Harry Whittington, the man the Vice President accidentally shot,
suffered a minor heart attack. What exactly is a minor heart attack?
Q. Didn't the official statement explain the 17 hour delay before anybody
told anybody anything was because they wanted to make sure the statement
released to the media was accurate?
Q. Isn't this event illustrative of why they invented the word "accident?"
Q. How many pellets of bird shot did Mr. Whittington get hit with?
Q. Didn't Cheney call the day of the shooting "one of the worst days
of my life?"
Q. Let's straighten this out: did Cheney drink a beer at lunch or didn't
he drink a beer?
Q. Didn't he also say "you never go hunting with someone who drinks."
Q. Isn't it true he retired to the Armstrong lodge and ate a "somber
roast beef dinner."
Q. Why did the Vice President pick Fox News to give his interview to?
Q. Who was to blame for the accident?
Q. What are some of the more popular conspiracy theories attached to
Q. Anything else?
Q. If the lawyer happens to die because of the wounds inflicted by the
VP, he could be charged with involuntary manslaughter, right?
Q. Where's the upside?
Q. Any other ramifications?
Q. Don't you think its time for the liberals to lay off this and move
on to more important affairs of state?
The political comic Will Durst has turned into a cheerleader for the vice president. Go. Dick. Go.
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