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Dear Mr. Bush (Dubya)

by Sally McDonald

June 18, 2002

Have you ever had the experience of a leaky faucet? You know the kind, drip, drip, drip, for days or weeks right before it all ruptures and there is deluge of water. Now the drip, drip, drip is the warning that something is wrong and needs to be fixed immediately, but some people just hope to get by for awhile and put up with the drip, drip, drip until it's too late.

You have a leaky faucet here George. Oh the ratings are still high and it's all seemingly still working, but it's not, it's dripping.

First we had the election itself and proof you didn't win, but we let that go by. Drip, drip, drip. Then the Energy Task Force, powered by the Energy Czar, Cheney resulting in the horrific energy crisis in California fueled by Enron (remember that name George) drip, drip, drip. Then tragedy struck on 9/11 and we find out you and your people knew something and we are too scared and worried to let ourselves extensively search for what exactly you knew, drip, drip, drip. Enron collapsed and we have let that quiet down, hardly thinking about what is going to happen to Andersen, Enron, Wall Street, then Global Crossing, Tyco, Qwest, Halliburton and it seems as no one at the top knows anything, drip, drip, drip.

You've created another Cabinet office to take care of the homeland security that the $30 billion a year agencies (FBI, CIA) can't seem to manage. Drip, drip, drip. Warnings, we have warnings, from John, (the Boob) Ashcroft and with the warnings come further erosions of our civil liberties, drip, drip, drip. It' s not just John, we have warnings from Dick ( I don't know anything) Cheney, Paul (the hatchet man) Wolfowitz, Rummy Rumsfeld, Ari (What lie is on the agenda today) Fleischer, Colin (Marginalized) Powell, and Tom (What am I doing here) Ridge, drip, drip, drip.

Your Middle East policy is a terrifying joke, drip, drip, drip, DRIP!!! Your agencies keep running into each other. Someone making pronouncements and less than 24 hours later someone else denying them or repudiating them. Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. The deluge is coming George. You had better hope there isn't another terrorist attack on this country, because America is finally going to hear and remember that the faucet has been dripping for quite awhile, and you haven't even called in a competent plumber yet.

We will eventually remember George that you weren't elected, "Kenny Boy" was your friend, Cheney did business with Iraq and made millions on Halliburton, that these were the people profiting from the California "energy crisis" that you had been briefed about terrorism and didn't warn us when we needed it, that your interests in Afghanistan is Oil, that Your Attorney General is a scary idiot, your administration is obsessive about secrets. We will remember that you can't work with the rest of the world, you are allowing our environment to be destroyed, and most of all George, we will remember that you sat in a classroom reading a book about goats while the rest of us were frantically trying to keep ourselves from drowning. Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, whoosh.

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