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Part IV of the Roger Ailes Email Chronicles on BuzzFlash.com
Emails With Ailes, Part Four
Sorry to say that I, too, got into the pissing contest with Ailes that I vowed I wouldn't. I just hit him with some of his own version of "fair and balanced" (in other words, I meant to be as obnoxious as he is -- facts, logic and rationale are nothing he understands, so I didn't bother). Here are the e-mails that transpired, til I wearied of his ignorance and mental illness (that pig really is one sick Reicher). I did have trouble in getting rid of him, tho...how could any 'man' in his position be so dim-witted and witless?
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Fri, 12 Apr 2002 12:23:43 -0700 (PDT)
While I'm certain you're in great need of practice regarding your computer prowess, and I applaud your efforts at self-improvement, having seen recent examples of your writing (see below), I strongly feel that you should attend to more pressing deficits. A remedial English course, with its emphasis on rudimentary spelling, sentence structure, syntax, vocabulary, and grammar is [obviously] education you badly require.
One question, Rog: did you and gw gump go to the same school, or did you spend all your "school" time on booze, drugs and barnyard animals, too?
You Reich wingers are all alike! And never doubt for a second that there's a special place in history, and hell, for all of you! (One more suggestion, perhaps you and Coulter could buy your psycotropic meds in bulk? Obviously, for whatever reason, you two have been skipping doses...)
Cline, RN, CCCHP, BSN
"just got a new blackberry and I like to practice on wacky folks when I'm riding in a car." (Your quote, Rog)
BTW, it's good you only 'ride' in a car...would hate to think of you doing anything requiring too much ability, Rog, like operating heavy machinery. An idiot could put out fauxNews (which is the original oxymoron -- look it up, Rog); come to think of it, however...an idiot DOES!
"I will make a bargain with the Republicans: If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." - Adlai Stevenson
"If a free society will not help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich." - John F. Kennedy
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Roger" <firstname.lastname@example.org> |
was not a good student. But I built a 4billion $ network from scratch.
God must like me even if you don't. Try to be less biased it will improve
your communication skills.
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13 Apr 2002 09:05:54 -0700 (PDT)
YOU built a $4 billion network - with whose $$$$$? No great feat there, Rog...sorry; especially when one considers the network (and I use the term advisedly). Imagine what a person, who had the interests of the US, democracy, the citizens, and genuine news reporting, could do with that opportunity! I daresay it would even get your avaricious attention. Rog, since you're suddenly concerned about other's biases (come on, even you have to be stunned by the hypocrisy of that statement!), I will grant you that I didn't bother to obscure mine; however, upon reading your snappy comebacks to those who had bothered to utilize logic, facts and rationality in their letters to you, I knew that my using those traits with you would be utter futility. I merely used that "fair and balanced" rationale that your little network so loudly, and facetiously, taunts.
Rog, you Reich wingers are going to have to get accustomed to the idea that, if you're going to inflict your 'standards' (oops! another glaring oxymoron!) on everyone, then we shall now apply them to you Reichers also. Welcome to the new world order that you plutocratic miscreants have created! Besides, when I went to nursing school (and I graduated with honors...not because I was so brilliant, it was because I studied every spare moment I had while working and raising 3 children -- unlike your selected prez, most of us have to go that route in order to attain what we have), we were taught that, in order to communicate effectively, we should converse on the level of the other person, the patient. Truly, I felt that, in order to speak with you in words you might understand, I had to get down to your level.
Okay, I have one final query for you, Rog. I ask this in all sincerity, I promise you: how can you live with yourself, knowing that you're directly responsible for ripping our democracy and our Constitution to shreds? The lies, half-truths, and disseminating propagated by your network (I won't even bother you with the facts of what the Fourth Estate's true responsibilities are to our country and democracy...of that, you're already aware), tears at the very core of 226 years of American democracy. You, along with the rest of the corporate-owned media, must bear the burden of this. This is beyond trivial politics, Rog...this is my country you're destroying and there are many of us out here who are beginning to understand that and, not only are we "mad as hell about it," but we WON'T take it anymore. We love this country enough to fight for it. We're the patriots, Rog...we may not have $4 billion; but, we have numbers, passion, and knowledge. We also have the facts and we're doggedly committed to seeing that the rest of the citizens have them. The rest of the world already has that freedom.
Join democracy's side, Rog. Be a real patriot. Hell, just let your network report the complete, honest news -- that's enough! (You'll even see that you can make money off that practice.) Save your country, your democracy, your reputation in history, save your soul, Rog!
Putting down my flag long enough to be a true patriot,
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must be the smartest person one earth. I won't try to converse with your
genius or sense of self importance. Your accomplishmenys must be legendary
I'm surprised I haven't heard. Maybe you're just a little nuts because
you are going through life with the name of smebody who had talent.
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Sat, 13 Apr 2002 13:24:46 -0700 (PDT)
Roger, Roger, Roger...
Now see what happens when you skip your meds? Does this mean faux news (hahahaha...if ever 2 words were incongruent together!) still won't be reporting any, under your $4 billion stewardship! Imagine my surprise...
What is also no surprise is that you, typical corpulent Reich winger that you are, when faced with facts, must rely on your immature sarcasm and obfuscations to divert attention. Never met a fact you couldn't distort nor an intelligent, honorable person you couldn't put down, eh! You're just so predictable...and a tremendous bore!
No, Rog, I'm not the smartest person on earth (really, Rog...that remedial English course is looking more necessary than ever for you -- my goodness, your spelling and syntax are worse than ever!); however, with all things being 'relative' ( much like Reich wing lovers -- see the difference between wit and nastiness? I didn't think so...), I realize that I must seem so. After all, hanging out at faux would drop anyone's IQ down to the low double digits...actually having to listen to limpballs and o'reilly would make gw gump appear downright profound! I am quite accomplished, however; and thanks for noticing.
I'm also not terribly surprised to hear you equate helping one's fellow man, working hard for one's goals, raising decent and productive children, and not being born into plutocracy and old $$$, with being "nuts!" I must say that you and ann coulter do epitomize that picture of mental health and stability yourselves, however....that paragon to which all sociopaths and Reich wingers (but I repeat myself) doubtlessly aspire.
What you're doing is called "displacement," Rog. You're transferring your negative, impotent feelings of yourself onto others. (Although, you may well also be suffering from Freud's explanation of such behavior, that 'penis envy' thing, Rog?) Regardless, I can understand it (something we 'intellectual' types attempt) -- and that does explain how you manage to live with your duplicitous self -- but most men, upon attainment of a certain age and emotional maturity, normally transcend that [juvenile] trait. You Reich wingers, however...ah, you are that "special" breed. (And, on that note, do the world at least one favor, Rog...don't breed! Continue to date in the barnyard...)
God does work in mysterious ways, Rog...to the lucky, he gives intelligence, compassion and the ability to think. To the truly insipid, He apparently gives a $4 billion joke! Which is what you and your soulless cronies are. Much karma to you, Rog...now be gone! You really are a pitiful excuse for a gargantuan amount of skin! (That is the problem with intelligence, Rog, we become so easily bored with the inane.)
Now leave those sheep alone!
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wasting a lot of time on a bore...are you sure you don't secretly have
a crush onme?q
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Sat, 13 Apr 2002 13:34:46 -0700 (PDT)
Yeah, Rog...that's been a lifelong dream of mine: to hook up with a vile, duplicitous Reich wing hunka, hunka burnin' adipose tissue.
Now, go away. Unlike you, quite obviously, I have important things to do (and you're becoming as tedious as your little 'network').
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if you do get over it. If you don't stop wasting my time. Honey,I only
like women with brains. Goodbye. I'm a happily married man and This is
over. I need to get back to doing what makes you so mad. You're so dumb
you'll probably write again. I'm sure I'm not the first man who tried
to shake you loose. Good luck with your bitter little life.
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