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The Mideast and The Three Stooges

April 16, 2002

Dear BuzzFlash,

It is very evident that the wrong men are leading Palestine, Israel and the United States.

These three have a Curly, Larry, and Moe mentality. Moe slaps Larry and Larry slaps Curly in rapid succession. Think about it. Palestine sends suicide bombers to Israel. Israel sends tanks and planes to Palestine and in the US, Moe says, "Stop!" So, Israel says no, and slaps Moe across the face. Palestine says no to stopping the suicide bombings and slaps Moe and Israel across the face. In the US, Moe is taken back, then slaps Colin Powell across the face and sends him to settle both Larry and Curly's hash. Powell is left to wonder how he got into a Three Stooges skit.

These three (so-called) leaders are all used to getting their own way. Sharon has it in for Arafat and visa versa. Now we have Bush entering the picture. He has always gotten his way ever since the Obstetrician slapped him across the butt. Bush has finally met his match. A bullhead has met two other bullheads. The problem is that all three are used to getting their own way by hook or crook. They are mirror images of each other. They all seem to be cut from the same cloth. Bush bullnoses ahead in Afghanistan with his (collateral damage) and is looking forward to Iraq and more collateral damage. Arafat thinks nothing of the acts of Palestinian suicide attacks on innocent people (collateral damage) and Sharon causes (collateral damage) in Palestine. Meanwhile, these Three Stooges are protected in well-fortified buildings, surrounded by high military security and are virtually untouchable. Yet, they are calling the shots. All three operate in secrecy and don't want the world to know of their dastardly deeds. Arafat cloaks himself in secrecy until a suicide bombing and says, "Say what?" Bush and Sharon refuse to let world media get a birds-eye-view of what is going on when they are conducting bloodbaths.

When I see what is happening in the mideast and monitor the actions of Bush, Sharon and Arafat, there is only one phrase that comes to mind: The nuts are running the asylum!

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Contributed by BuzzFlash Reader, ~ Cathy


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