Watch Out for Code Blue Dress

March 15, 2002

Dear Buzz,

Now that the Bush Inc. Brain Trust has invented a new way to keep the public's attention focused entirely on being in fear for their lives (via The Color Wheel of Terror), and not on the shady doings of the regime, do you suppose that wagging the Clintons will be used only when major shady doings are about to be exposed, and a code red diversion may not
be enough of a diversion, at which time a code blue dress would be thrown in for good measure?

~Antonia

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