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May 1, 2006

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What's Your Next Inept Stunt Going To Be Bush?

A BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION
by Tom Wieliczka

Under the control of George W Bush, history has changed quickly and definitely not for the better.

It was only three years ago today that we saw Bush pull a stunt carrier landing in his Halloween outfit. On the USS Abraham Lincoln, we saw Rove's Brain at work with a large banner proclaiming to the world: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!

PICS OF BUSH IN STUNT CARRIER LANDING
CNN.com Link

Bush then got out of his stunt military pilot uniform and made a speech on The Lincoln's Carrier Deck by proclaiming: "Admiral Kelly, Captain Card, officers and sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln, my fellow Americans, major combat operations in Iraq has ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed."

CARRIER LANDING SPEECH
CNN.com Link

Oh, really Bush? Lets see now, back on May 1, 2003 we already had 139 soldiers that had given the ultimate sacrifice - their lives! So if the war was over and our mission was accomplished, then why the hell are we still in Iraq – fighting – and witnessing more and more soldiers lose their lives, to the point that we have now surpassed the 2,400 mark in Soldier Deaths?

Then again, why the hell should Bush give a damn? It's not his daughters on the front lines getting blown up by those IEDs!

BUSH WARNS OF MORE TOUGH FIGHTING
Military.com Link

By the way - I guess Bush finally knows that the speech was an Election Gimick because it is no longer on the White House Website. Go to "Related" on the next CNN link and go to the White House transcript. Check out your results.

ONE YEAR AFTER SPEECH IT GETS DELETED FROM WH WEBSITE
CNN.com Link

So Bush, what's your next "Who Cares About The Consequences Stunt" going to be?

Will it have you sending Your War Hawk Lieberman around to meet with every other Senator and to churn-up the talk that we have to go to War With IRAN before the November elections?

IRAN IN US GUNSIGHTS
TrinidadExpress.com Link

Or will the next stunt be reinstating "Slam Dunk" Tenet as the CIA Director again? After all, you thought he was so good that you gave him the Medal of Freedom for his screw-ups.

Perhaps the next screw-up will have "W" asking Condi to interpret a PDB that reads "Bin Laden IN US and Ready to Attack Multiple Sites Again"? Hey Condi, think "W" should take it seriously this time or will this be your excuse to go to IRAN because this Intel came from the deep bowels of The White House?

Will your next stunt be to reinstate "Slam Dunk" Tenet and tell him to only use "Curveball Chalabi" as your one and only Intelligence Source? You could hire Judy Miller to promote this info at her new job or in her book of fiction.

Maybe your next stunt would be to put the "dynamic dunce duo" of Rumsfeld and Cheney as Co-Leaders of the Joint Chief of Staff to incompetently run the next war. Oh, that's right – you've already done that without the formal ceremony.

I hope your next screw-up won't be to send Cheney out to Nevada to oversee the Nuclear Mission to bomb Iran. Hope you've thought of the consequences of this. Oh, wait. I forgot - consequences mean nothing to you.

So "W", with your poll numbers in the septic tank and the need to get them up by November, what's your next Inept Screw-Up going to be – Big Time – when you get this country into something we will never get out of? Just wondering!

Tom Wieliczka
Windsor Locks, CT

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