What's Your Next Inept Stunt Going To Be Bush?
A BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION
by Tom Wieliczka
Under the control of George W Bush, history
has changed quickly and definitely not for the better.
It was only three years ago today that we saw Bush pull a stunt carrier
landing in his Halloween outfit. On the USS Abraham Lincoln, we saw
Rove's Brain at work with a large banner proclaiming to the world:
PICS OF BUSH IN STUNT CARRIER LANDING
Bush then got out of his stunt military pilot uniform and made a speech
on The Lincoln's Carrier Deck by proclaiming: "Admiral Kelly,
Captain Card, officers and sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln, my fellow
Americans, major combat operations in Iraq has ended. In the battle
of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed."
CARRIER LANDING SPEECH
Oh, really Bush? Lets see now, back on May
1, 2003 we already had 139 soldiers that had given the ultimate sacrifice - their lives! So if
the war was over and our mission was accomplished, then why the hell
are we still in Iraq – fighting – and witnessing more and more soldiers
lose their lives, to the point that we have now surpassed the 2,400
mark in Soldier Deaths?
Then again, why the hell should Bush give a damn? It's not his daughters
on the front lines getting blown up by those IEDs!
BUSH WARNS OF MORE TOUGH FIGHTING
By the way - I guess Bush finally knows that the speech was an Election
Gimick because it is no longer on the White House Website. Go to "Related"
on the next CNN link and go to the White House transcript. Check
out your results.
ONE YEAR AFTER SPEECH IT GETS DELETED FROM WH WEBSITE
So Bush, what's your next "Who Cares About The Consequences
Stunt" going to be?
Will it have you sending Your War Hawk Lieberman
around to meet with every other Senator and to churn-up the talk that
we have to go to
War With IRAN before the November elections?
IRAN IN US GUNSIGHTS
Or will the next stunt be reinstating "Slam Dunk" Tenet as the CIA
Director again? After all, you thought he was so good that you gave
him the Medal of Freedom for his screw-ups.
Perhaps the next screw-up will have "W" asking Condi to interpret a
PDB that reads "Bin Laden IN US and Ready to Attack Multiple Sites
Again"? Hey Condi, think "W" should take it seriously this time or
will this be your excuse to go to IRAN because this Intel came from
the deep bowels of The White House?
Will your next stunt be to reinstate "Slam
Dunk" Tenet and tell him
to only use "Curveball Chalabi" as your one and only Intelligence Source?
You could hire Judy Miller to promote this info at her new job or in
her book of fiction.
Maybe your next stunt would be to put the "dynamic
dunce duo" of Rumsfeld
and Cheney as Co-Leaders of the Joint Chief of Staff to incompetently
run the next war. Oh, that's right – you've already done that without
the formal ceremony.
I hope your next screw-up won't be to send Cheney
out to Nevada to oversee the Nuclear Mission to bomb Iran. Hope you've
thought of the
consequences of this. Oh, wait. I forgot - consequences mean nothing
So "W", with your poll numbers in the septic tank and the need to get
them up by November, what's your next Inept Screw-Up going to be –
Big Time – when you get this country into something we will never get
out of? Just wondering!
Windsor Locks, CT
A BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION