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Bush's (Hypothetical) Letter to Osama

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By Barbara Lee (Barb) Blazyk

(OK, I couldn't resist.)

Deer Osmo --

You no, of corse, how I luv to give my favorit peeple niknames. You deserve one, since you are hepping me so mutch. Wunce agin I congradulate you for your grate effurts on my behalve. You came threw in 2001, and you came threw again when I needed yore hep a lot. Of curse we have lots in comon, like are ties to the Sawdi Arabyuns.

I espeshully thank you for threttning nuther terrist attak when I reely need one. My poles are slippin and I need a heppin hand here. Yore invited to the ranch -- but you gotta bring yore own bike and bush...I mean brush -- cutter with you. Are Fawce I will be wating at yore cave to pick you up.

Thanx for comin threw in another cris..crys...bad time. You hav not let me down yet. Famly tyes are the tyes that bind. Write?

Look forhead to seeing you soon. Luara sendz her luv.

Yore pal,

Dubya

Barbara Lee (Barb) Blazyk
Athens, GA
Blue soul in Red state

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