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| Poor, Poor Widdle Baby Pwesident A BUZZFLASH READER
CONTRIBUTION Awww... the poor, poor widdle baby pwesident has to stay in the house, or that mean, mean Mrs. Sheehan might have harsh things to say to the Pwecious. Maybe Mommy and Poppy can go have a word with that old meanie so George can go back outside and play cowboy and blow up frogs 'n stuff. Maybe she'll go away if Poppy gives her some money; that seems to work a lot of times... I know! Maybe the widdle baby pwesident can put on his cool flight suit and strut out there (remember to put bulge back in) and impress everybody like last time. He could even put the visor down so he won't have to look in her eyes. Just remember to put the earplugs back in so Karl can tell him "what to say." (Remember to hide receiver bulge better this time.) * * * Sisters and Brothers - Behold the President of the United States of America and the noble visage of "Compassionate Conservatism." A BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION |
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