A BuzzFlash Reader Contribution

June 16, 2005

The Bird with the Word

A BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION
by One Citizen

Hey Congressman Jones (Rubberstamp-NC)!

If you'd now submit a bill renaming those comfort food items in the House Cafeteria "U.N. Security Council Fries" and "No WMD Toast," then maybe you could secure your re-election just in time to vote for the U.S. invasion of Iran and Venezuela.

And while you're at it, here's a dish to add to that bill to serve to your fellow "patriots".

Now that you've "seen the light", I guess it's okay to say "Pardon my French" once again.

-One Citizen

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