BuzzFlash Reader Contribution

April 5, 2005

Hey Hey, Ho Ho, It's Time For You To Go!

A BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION
by Walter Wouk

"Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men, Uncle Sam needs your help again ..." Actually, this time around it's Uncle George who needs your help because no-one wants to sign up to fight in his war on Iraq.

National Guard and Army Reserve enlistments are down by 56 percent and it’s getting harder and harder for the Marines, the Army and the other services to get new recruits. Now -- more than ever -- is the time for all of you aging Bush Loyalists to pick up the slack and make sure your sons and daughters volunteer for active military service.

More than 59,000,000 Americans voted for George Bush and his war on Iraq. You Bush Loyalists, including students of fighting age, were very vocal in your support of the war -- so why are we so short of recruits to fight in Iraq?

If you’re a young Bush Loyalist who hates taxes and supports the war in Iraq, you can’t get away with merely sticking a "Support the Troops" ribbon on the back of your car. You're going to have to ante up some cash to pay for the war, and you should be willing to fight in it. Go for it!

If you're a college student who supports the war on Iraq, you have a moral obligation to "put down your books and pick up a gun." Get out of that classroom and get into uniform now. Go for it!

And for those of you who thought you were a bit too old to serve, I have good news for you. The U.S. Army has just raised the maximum age for new recruits for the part-time Army Reserve and National Guard by five years to age 39 -- so now you can get in on George Bush's war. Go for it!

I'm sure that local veterans organizations would be more than willing to drive busloads of you Bush Loyalists to the military recruiting centers of your choice. So what are you people waiting for? Go for it!

Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! It's time for you to go.

Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! It's time for you to go.

Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! ...

Walter F. Wouk -
Director, The Thomas Paine Project
Cobleskill, NY

Author's Note: I am a Vietnam veteran (in-country 1965 - 1966).

A BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION

BuzzFlash Note: Mr. Wouk quotes from the "I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag (Vietnam Rag)'' by Joe McDonald.

http://www.countryjoe.com/rag.htm

Lyrics and music:  http://www.countryjoe.com/feelmus.htm

 

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