August 17, 2004
Cat Sees More Battle than President Gomer
BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION
Not too long ago there was a great story in USA Today and other newspapers about a cat that distinguished itself in the line of duty so well that the men in the military unit with whom he served with publicly praised and honored him.
Soon we'll be seeing the neoconservative funded group called "Pussies in Boots for Truth" calling PFC Hammer a liar and swearing that they personally witnessed the distinguished feline smuggling cheese to terrorist rats and smoking catnip from a bong.
Because there's just no way that the G.O.P. will let that cat appear more heroic to the public than President Gomer in his flightsuit.
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