April 21, 2004
BUZZFLASH READER CONTRIBUTION
It has been reported that John Thompson, whose complaints about Howard Stern helped prompt Clear Channel to banish the jock and the FCC to fine the company almost half a million dollars, is at it again.
He has once again complained to the FCC, this time in relation to a "60 Minutes" segment where singer Mary Blige uttered the "s-word" under her breath. Jeez louise! What the heck is this fricking country coming to when we can't even use even one gosh darn Anglo-Saxon word on television? Good gravy, it isn't as though CBS was being fecking obscene. Come on people, it's just a word.
All of this is because of the filthy dastards at the FCC, who, upon seeing one piece of body jewelry lost their freaking minds. And every gosh darned programming planner got themselves all fupped duck as well as they rushed to "clean up the airwaves." What a load of bullcrud. Then a bunch of regressive Senators, who don't know from shinola, introduced a bill to outlaw the seven dirty words -- you know the ones. Can you imagine a bigger bunch of dipsticks?
These sons of biscuits wouldn't know a freaking obscenity if it bit them on the behind. For some inexplicable reason these bloody minded dastards of moral rectitude insist on looking for obscenity on TV and radio. It ain't there you freaking morons! Look out the gosh darned window and see the real obscenity.
How about starting with the fact that millions of people can't see a fricking doctor when they need one, because their freaking poverty level paying jobs don't have any gosh darn benefits. Infant mortality among the poor is still at third world levels, even though we spend more fricking money on our goll darned healthcare "system" than any other freaking country in the world. Now that's obscene.
How about the fact that we just about spend more on our military than the rest of the world spends on theirs -- combined! That's right more freaking taxpayer money goes to the sons of biscuits at the Pentagon than the whole rest of the freaking world spends! No wonder our lameash foreign policy amounts to "If you son of a biscuit suicide terrorists don't knock it off, we'll kill you all and obliterate your freaking countries." Sounds bassackwards to me.
I could go on and on, but there is one more example that gripes me most of all. Right there in the Oval Office, sits the biggest freaking pile of festering bullcrud that I have ever seen. No, I am not talking about the President, but rather his hypocrisy. This son of a biscuit signed over 130 death warrants in Texas, continues to doom poor children through lack of health care, and unnecessarily unleashed the dogs of war. After all of that, the freaking dastard has the stupid audacity to call himself "pro-life." And a good number of people in this country believe him. They must have sheepdip for brains.
With the country awash in this of kind obscenity, the FCC is worried about someone uttering the "S-word"? What a bunch of schmucks.
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