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George W. Bush' s Top Ten Reasons for Building a Permanent Moon Base

A BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
by Joseph Bergin

10. To serve as a stepping stone to Mars.

9. I know something about global warming that you don't.

8. We need a solution for "No Child Left Behind" that doesn't involve money actually going to schools. We won't leave any child behind.

7. Some of my corporate benefactors need to move "really" offshore for tax purposes.

6. Rummy said it's where Saddam hid the WMD.

5. Condi said I'd need a nice secure place for my presidential library.

4. Halliburton just opened a space mining subsidiary.

3. Nice Palestinian homeland, don'cha think?

2. Guantanamo is getting too crowded.

1. When y'all find out the truth you will probably chase me off the planet.

A BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY