December 30, 2003
The Osama Farmer's Almanac
BUZZFLASH READER SATIRE
When I heard that the FBI wanted everyone to be on the lookout for terrorists carrying Farmer's Almanacs ("FBI Issues an Almanac Alert," Newsday), I laughed.
Well, laugh no more. I found the following at an online bookstore:
No wonder the FBI is so worried. We wouldn't want the terrorists showing anyone those nude pictures of Ashcroft. Ewww. Now that's biological terrorism at its worst!
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