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Cowboy Tourette's
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BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
by One Citizen
Dear
BuzzFlash,
Lately, it seems that National Policy has actually been forged based
on repeated embarrassing and inexplicable utterances of our Poseur President.
Although his facial tics seem to be somewhat under control, the wild
epithets are getting more unruly and wilder than ever.
Circulating my animation depicting this rare macho-speech syndrome may
hopefully go a long way towards convincing the world that Dubya's dyslexia
is nothing compared to his Cowboy Tourette's. And it's because of this
apparently uncontrollable affliction that we won't be issuing France,
Germany, Belgium, Norway and the rest an apology for throwing that national
hissy-fit over their refusal to sanction our invasion of Iraq.
One Citizen
Charleston, WV
A BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
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