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The Ten Demandments of Bush
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BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
by Elaine Cole
Dear Buzz,
I was so inspired by the article on the Seven Deadly Sins apropos Bennett, that I wondered what the 10 Commandments would look like as penned by Dubya. Thus, I present:
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THE TEN DEMANDMENTS OF BUSH
I. I am thy sovereign Leader and Master in perpetuity. Thou shalt have no other presidents after Me.
II. Thou shalt not blaspheme My Righteous Name in ridicule, nor My Righteous Advisors and Administration, nor My Righteous Republican Party, or there shall be consequences.
III. Thou shalt preserve the sacred ritual of Election Day, for it is through illusion that the masses are comforted.
IV. Honor thy father and thy mother with a proper burial when they can no longer afford health care or prescription drugs.
V. Thou shalt not kill except in My Righteous Name.
VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery with any hellbound homosexual, nor thy sibling, nor any child, nor the family dog.
VII. Thou shalt not steal from the Rich.
VIII. Thou shalt not bear true witness against Me.
IX. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife if she is a heathen Democrat or of the evil Islam religion.
X. Thou shalt not covet the treasures of thy neighbors, nor the rights of their people, nor their lands blessed with oil, and thou shalt reserve thy strength and sacrifice thy blood and the blood of thy children to seize and convert them in My Righteous Name under the doctrine of Pax Americana.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set My Righteous Hand this 1st day of Janus, in the year of the other lord two thousand one, and in year one of My Righteous Reign.
MY RIGHTEOUS NAME,
GEORGE W. BUSH
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Elaine Cole
A BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
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