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Will
the Last Liberal to Leave Minnesota Please Turn Out the Lights
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BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
by Bill Chickering
You
remember Minnesota, don't you? We
were the bastion of liberalism and progressive politics. Whether it
was Hubert Humphrey, Gene McCarthy, Walter Mondale, or Paul Wellstone, you
could count on Minnesota to carry the banner of midwest populism.
When
Ronald Reagan made his juggernaut run to the White House
in 1984, one state denied him the chance for a 50 state
sweep -- Minnesota. The rest of the country claimed we
were out of touch. I claim we were the only state that
knew
what the hell was going on. The current resident of the
White House did his best to color us red in 2000, and we
told him no.
But
there's an ill wind blowing through the tundra these days.
Some say it began when Jesse Ventura was elected governor
in 1998, defeating Skip Humphrey and a little whippet with
the morals and ethics of a jackal, Norm Coleman.
I
don't think so. Jesse's election sent a message to both
parties in the state. It said: "We don't care what
party you represent. If you don't talk about issues that
matter to us, we'll throw you out. If you're planning to
wine and dine on our nickel, you better bring something
to the table other than rhetoric."
Let's
give Jesse his due. Whatever you thought of the man and
his bombastic and combative style, he had a rare quality.
Whenever he spoke, you never found yourself scratching
your head and saying, "Now I wonder what he meant
by that?" And not many people know that as governor,
he put a proposal forward that would guarantee health insurance
to every child in the state.
The
election of 2000 kicked us in the gut. We watched helplessly
as spoiled, vengeful trust fund brat sent his minions forward
to steal an election for him. And he succeeded.
The
next kick came after the horror of September 11. The president
gave voice to our anger and grief at the carnage. He rallied
the world to our side.
But
not for long. Soon after accepting the world's condolences
and best wishes, George W. Bush spit in its face. It was
on to Iraq.
The
next kick came last October when Paul Wellstone's plane
went down and killed him, his wife Sheila and his daughter
Marcia. This was much more than a kick. It was a full body
slam to a concrete floor. And then we watched as the right
used Wellstone's memorial service to chastise us for our
expression of grief and then turn it into a campaign issue.
Walter
Mondale stepped up and fought for Wellstone's ideals and
policies in the ten short days he had to campaign against
Norm Coleman, a lapdog candidate handpicked by the White
House. The lead Wellstone had in the polls vanished with
his death. Stunned, we watched Coleman, a man who, like
George W. Bush, stands for nothing but himself, win the
election. In a matter of ten days Minnesota went from a
Senator with deep personal and political integrity to one
whose tawdry lifestyle mocks his fawning portrayal of "family
values" and whose ten-gallon ego and teaspoon-size
brain would eventually lead him to say he was a 99 percent
improvement over Paul Wellstone.
Coleman
went right to work cementing his status as an ace presidential
sycophant. Voters around the state received a letter from
him outlining his support for judicial nominee Miguel Estrada.
The letter praised Estrada's qualifications and presaged
Coleman's future support for whatever the president decides
to put in his food dish.
We
also awoke the morning after election day to find that
Republican Tim Pawlenty was our new governor. Our gaunt
new chief executive wanted Norm's job but stepped aside
at the insistence of the White House. What the hell, said
Tim, I'll just run the state instead.
Pawlenty
went right to work. His most flamboyant act of stupidity
came just recently when he broached the notion that anyone
arrested protesting the war be made to pay for their own
processing through the system. That suave unconstitutional
gem received nearly unanimous scorn. Judges mocked it.
But we saw what Pawlenty was capable of and what he may
do in the future.
The
slide continued almost two weeks ago when the state legislature
passed a "conceal and carry" bill. That's right.
It's now legal in Minnesota to pack heat. No one has to
know. "Minnesota Nice" has now become "Minnesota
-- Land of 10,000 Lakes and 100,000 Shoulder Holsters."
But
we're not finished. We still need to talk about state representative
Marty Seifert, a Republican from Marshall, Minnesota. Rep.
Seifert proposed that state prisoners should now receive
only two meals a day on weekends and holidays. Senior citizens
faced cuts in health benefits, he said. Why not make things
a bit more equitable?
Not
many politicians can work this kind of magic. It takes
grace and skill to stand triumphant on the shoulders of
grandmothers and car jackers so you can get your shot on
the evening news and a page one story. The hard work of
reforming the health care and benefits system didn't appeal
to Marty so he went straight to the cheap shot.
But
unlike Governor Pawlenty's swipe at protesters, no one
laughed at Rep. Seifert. His proposal passed 108-22.
So
is progressive politics dead in Minnesota? Four years of
Tim Pawlenty and five more years of Norm Coleman should
tell the tale. The margin of victory for both men was small.
But the Democratic Farm Labor Party in Minnesota is in
disarray. They can't find a message. And if you don't have
a message, you can't expect anyone to follow you. The Republicans
have a clear message. It may be repugnant and cruel, but
it's consistent. It appeals to base prejudice and fear.
It speaks a philosophy that says, "We know who did
this to you and we're going to fix them good."
Red,
white and blue signs reading "Liberate Iraq" dot
the lawns of homes all across the Twin Cities. But every
now and then I've noticed a less gaudy display of patriotism.
It's a simple blue sign with white lettering that reads "Blessed
are the Peacemakers." It's up to progressives in this
state to decide whether that sign will become the dominant
message once again or whether the few that remain get ripped
out of the ground. Bill Chickering
White Bear Lake, MN
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