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From the Book of the Bush
BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
Book of the Bush, Volume #43, Verse 23.1- 24.2
"Wherein Bush the Junior removes silver spoon from nose and inserts foot in mouth."
And so it was revealed in the end of days that a moron named Bush spake evil of three lands. Calling them the Axis of Evil. And so it sounded good to the people of his land. And many followed the Bush as sheep doth follow a mad shepherd.
And two of the Axis Evildoers were Muslim of the Clans Iraq and Iran.
And one of them, North Korea, was not, but was thrown in just for purposes of deception by a speechmaker for the Bush...or so it was spoken, to prove that he was not anti-Muslim, just dumb.
Yeah, the two Muslim countries were weak and uncertain of the threats of the Bush and his masters of darkness. But the North Koreans took the Bush Junior at his word and were massively insulted and could not understand. And behold, they were not weak but had the 'big fire' that the dumb one had, and a million man army ready to kick ass as well. And their leader, who acteth like a Michael Jackson with nukes, needed food for his nation, while he sipped champagne.
And the dumb one, Bush, sucked it all in and cowered in a corner, clutching a pillow while repeating "Saddam is an evil man Saddam is an evil man Saddam is an evil man..." until they put him back in his room every night. There he was heard to say "but it's not a crisis not a crisis not a crisis..." until the big light came out at the start of day.
And the people of the land of Bush Junior saweth his mental condition and knew it was right to pray for a leader with wisdom.
Dan
McCleod
Pearland, TX
BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY
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