Tony Peyser

The president still goes riding all the time
(It's a well-known way to relieve stress)
Maybe to honor dead soldiers he now tries
To ring his bike's little bell a little less.

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That picture of John & George hugging
Has now become more like a mugging.

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Those who thought this pastor was a disaster
That would never end
Now see how there managed to be less damage
Done by the reverend.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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John today would not be so swell off
And his wealth would've been fleeting
If he'd given his money way back when
To his crooked pal, Charles Keating.

McCain wanted Average Joes to invest:
Working stiffs, nine to fivers & truckers.
Each & every time he says "my friends"
I just assume he means "my suckers."

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Maybe Hill could save some face if
Someone granted a wish & then
She somehow became the President
Of both Florida and Michigan.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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George McGovern insists she should drop out;
To counter this notion, the likely, expected spin
Is Hill's handlers will ask Maureen McGovern
To say she believes Mrs. Clinton should stay in.

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Rocket Slams Into Political Headquarters In The "Safe" Part Of Baghdad

The saying is, "You can't fight city hall."
To do so is more rare than seeing a comet.
But if the city hall is in the Green Zone,
It now does appear that you can bomb it.

Dubya's Contribution For Jenna's Wedding Is Large & Religious

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The handwriting is now on the voting booth wall
This one no longer is hard to call.

Her hired guns in the end proved they can't shoot
Time to retire the Hillary pantsuit.

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Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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The main thing here that made me chuckle and laugh
Was admitting he had a fling with someone on his staff

And (you know his p.r. guys here got awfully frantic)
Dann then insisted that this relationship was "romantic."

OK, I see -- he wasn't merely trying to get a gal in bed;
There were hearts & flowery things that needed to be said.

Dann's having a wife & kids quite simply smothers any way

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