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Palin's averageness and McCain's anger -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

Submitted by BuzzFlash on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 9:00am.
Palin Says Media Critics Hate Her Because She Represents "Average 'Joe Six-Pack' Americans"

Sarah, what we despise about you
And the reason you're doomed
Is you talk and sound like several
Six-packs have been consumed.

McCain Gets Testy Talking To The Des Moines Register When Questioned About His Honesty

Senator, we're all aware that you have seen
An unfair share of pain, hardship and strife
But having been a prisoner doesn't give you
Moral superiority for life.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

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Joe Six Pack

Submitted by Demetria on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 5:12pm.
Joe Six Pack is just another word for racist. They squeeze it in whenever possible. Now the "uproar" over the moderator tonight, a Black woman who wrote a book about Blacks. Horrors! It has been noted since July she did this, it has been reviewed and previewed. Doesn't Ms. Sarah remember reading about it? She told Couric she reads "all of them" when asked about what papers she read.
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Unfortunately, Sarah Six

Submitted by Paul Revere on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 12:14pm.
Unfortunately, Sarah Six Pack,appeals to an awful lot of very politically, ignorant people and many of these are wacko, evangelicals and the average Joe Sixpack that has no use for what they perceive, is the liberal,elite. So she is no dummy when she calls herself Joe Sixpack as she knows, the most politically ignorant are her base. Do not under estimate her tonight as she knows how to play to that base.
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MCCAIN AND PALIN...so alike

Submitted by codypup on Thu, 10/02/2008 - 11:09am.
Together they're quite compatible/// A virtual perfect pair/// They both cheated on their partners/// A White House love affair///////// ------------------- You've been a maverick/// we've heard you say/// and now you prove it, with/// Bring-your-daughter-to-work day
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