Longtime 'Bachelor' Florida's GOP Governor Charlie Crist Gets Engaged -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

He raves all about Carole Rome;
The wedding will likely be small.
(She doesn't have a penis but ...
Sometimes you can't have it all.)

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

 

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