McCain Urges Joint Town Hall Meetings With Obama -- Verse-Case Scenario by Tony Peyser

You have to admit this is a novel suggestion
That no other rivals have tried;
I think it's because John can't drive at night
And this way he could get a ride.

VERSE CASE SCENARIO

Tony Peyser provides daily poems and weekly cartoons for BuzzFlash and also writes the BuzzFlash column, "Blue State Jukebox." He was a daily cartoonist for the L.A. Times from 1994 to 1997. You can e-mail Tony at tonypeyser@yahoo.com.

 

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